"Do not raise your children the way your parents raised you. They were born for a different time"

Ali bin Abi Taleb

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inothernews:

Why does John Boehner have a set of empty grated parmesan cheese dispensers in front of him?

inothernews:

Why does John Boehner have a set of empty grated parmesan cheese dispensers in front of him?

inothernews:

I am Joe Biden’s glass of water.

I went unsipped.

Ungulped.

Undrank.

I longed to feel the veep’s lips upon my coalesced, contained, fluidic self.

Alas, the moment never came.

I now await my fate:

to be poured into a drain,

never having been Bidened.

I sigh, wetly

and dream

to be drunk

by Joe.